VOO-DOO OR GIFT?? YOU TELL ME..

Hey Luvs!!! I know, I Know….Before you say anything, I just want to say that there’s been sooooo much stuff going on in my life and I’m sorry that I’ve not updated my blog for about a month now, thanks to everyone who’s been coming every now and then to check up on me ….Y’all are the best.

Honestly, there is so much that I need to get sorted out in my life right now, and I’ve been extremely busy. I’ve hardly had time for myself, and I haven’t been on blogger in a long time as well.

I made up my mind that I was gonna post something today, and I already started it as a draft yesterday, but something really spectacular happened today and I just had to blog about it….I AM F**KING FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW. My hands are shaking even as I type….

Let me give you a rundown on how it started…

I had gone to the cafeteria in school to get something to eat after classes, ‘cos I was mad hungry… I sat down to enjoy my meal with a friend of mine, (my friend’s name is Timmy) when this Guy walks by... My friend calls out to him, says hi, and then turns to me and says:
“Fashinga, this guy right here is really gifted…he has the gift of mind reading”

Of course, I scoff and go “Yeah Right…don’t we all”

Timmy says” I’m telling you…for real. I had the same reaction when I first met him too but this dude will read your mind”

I look ‘dude’ up and down uninterestedly... He’s about 5 ft 5” short; dark skinned African American, cute, but has a weird look about him… After sizing him up, I turn back to my food…sighing heavily…I’m thinking, I have better things to do with my time, and so many important things on my mind, to be wasting time with this joker…

After Timmy’s constant and quite annoying prodding, I decide to give him a try and I politely ask him to take the seat directly opposite me...

After he sits down, he tells me to take off my glasses so he can ‘look into my eyes’, and then he says “ First of, we’re gonna start with what I call, the question and answer session…As it is, I don’t know you so any question will be hard, but I want you to dig deep and ask me a question that I would never know”

I don’t think too hard, and then I ask him casually “What’s my mother’s name?”

He smiles, in a very freaky way and scribbles something in a piece of paper that he’d already cut out... When he’s done writing, he balls up the paper and passes it to Timmy, and then he asks me to say it. (My Mum’s name)

Arching my brow cockily, I mouthed the words “Stella…That’s her name”

Dude smiles again and asks Timmy to reveal what was in the balled up paper…Timmy showed it to me and my jaw literally fell to the floor!!!! He did not only get my mum’s name, but her maiden name and her husband’s name as well… Mind you, even Timmy does not know my Mum’s name...

I sat up in my chair this time but I was still not convinced…u know how it is with us humans…we’re so doubtful. I asked him a couple more questions like ‘who was my first love?’ ‘what was my nickname in high school’ and some other ’personal’ questions that NO ONE…I repeat NO ONE in this world but me knows, and he got them all right.

At this point, people had started gathering round our table and soon audible shrieks of ‘wow!!’ and ‘damn’ could be heard, as he was doing the same thing to other people..

I was finally convinced, but that was not even what freaked me out…while he was wowing others…I was quietly thinking to myself, this dude must surely have some evil powers…
At that moment, he stopped what he was doing and stared me straight in the eyes, like he could see through me... I felt my heartbeat accelerate for a second and then he said

“No, my dear…I’m not evil, I don’t worship the devil so stop thinking that...” That, my dears, was my undoing. I mean, How the F**k did he know what I was thinking??

I immediately stood up from the chair and almost ran out of the place; I could hear a girl scream “get out of my head” as I left.

Timmy quickly caught up with me as I left, laughing hysterically and saying “I told you so” over and over again

You see, Timmy believes that this guy is gifted by God and his powers are in No way evil… Now, I’m not a superstitious person but this is what I believe. Its either Good or evil… and the vibe I was getting from that guy was not very good at all.

Maybe, it’s the way he looks at you, like he can see everything in your head, and the very freaky way he smiles, when he’s read your mind… I don’t know but regardless of Timmy saying “Puh-lease…there is no such thing as evil powers. They are gifts from God and it is left for the recipient to decide if he or she wants to use it for good or bad”

Yeah right!!! Hear hear!! Call me ignorant…I don’t really care but its not everyday you see someone who can tell you exactly what you’re thinking..
All I know is, I’m going to church on Sunday to prayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Lol!!

I’m sorry that this post was this lengthy…I don’t really like lengthy posts myself. I promise that I won’t be gone this long again.

So what do you guys think?? Voodoo or gift?

Later Luvs…Kisses!!!
F.

Gist Mistress..

Wazzup people!! Ki lon happen? (What's happening?)I know my title is corny but i couldnt think of any title (WHAT!!)

I'm super pissed right now...Pissed i say. Can you imagine?? All my plans to fool people on April 1st, proved abortive and i'm still fuming.. No on fell for my pranks...NO ONE!!!!!

Anyway, all in all, i've had an exciting week so far..I'm gonna start performing at this cool new place every friday and the pay is good.

So I shot a commercial two days ago for an Insurance company in Dc (District of columbia) and it was mad fun.. It was meant to be a funny commercial and we had to do a little acting.. So here's the concept..

A guy leaves his girlfriend (Me) for a another chick, but the girlfriend is not letting him off easily..In her bid to get him back, she and her sidekicks (her two gangster friends) threaten to key his car (Interpretation: bash/dismantle the body of his car..lol) if he doesnt come back to her..But the dude is not phased by her hysterical threats because of the reliability of his insurance company since the car is fully insured..

Simple concept, but definitely hilarious..and i had to play the crazy ass enstranged girlfriend..

Anyway here's a random question: Why is London called Jand and America called Yankee??

Ok let me give y'all a little gist. I met this guy at a party last week..Nice guy, gorgeous.. you know, very smooth and suave(maybe not so much..hehehe) Found out he was a Nigerian..

We got talking and i got to find out more about him.. He organizes shows/concerts and brings artistes like D'banj,Tu face and the likes of them here to perform..Apparently, my band had performed at one of the shows he sponsored last year and i didnt even know it (Small world eh?)

Quite frankly, with what i'd learnt about him, i was more interested in discussing business, than pleasure and i made that very clear.( I mean, he was cute and all, but for some reason, i just wasnt feeling him...something was amiss.) We talked business for a while, exchanged contacts and things were going quite well..

Just when the deal was finalized and i was about to contemplate discussing 'pleasure',this dude made the biggest mistake ever..He started feeling on me!! We were sitting at the time, and he edged closer to me, breathing down my neck,and he was running his hands all over my thighs in the most disgusting way ever.. Blatant lust written all over him (Ok i admit..i'm quite sexy..lmao!! but get a hold of yourself man!!!) Whatever gave him the idea that acting like that was cool ( Well maybe it is, if its done right!!)
Now one thing about me is that i get grossed out easily and having a dude feel me out like that especially when i'm just meeting him for the first time is a big NO NO. call me wierd but wareva men!! lol

I won't tell you how that episode ended..Not because i dont want to, but because i'm so lazy right now and my fingers are tired..plus, i dont really like long posts..
All i can say is, that dude has been blowing up my phone like crazy and No, he's not interested in continuing our business conversations at least not until he gets some..I dont even care men!! he can go to hell for all i care..Why are men like that??? (Ok, sorry Roc, Danny and all the other males reading this) but still..All guys wanna do is 'DO'..lmao!!

To all y'all who've left me comments, viewed my page, or even come here by mistake sef...I just wanna say...You guys Rock!!!! I apreciate the love... These kisses are for you, straight from the heart!!






Later Luvs!!!

F.