TAGGED !!! BY BSNC... HONEST SCRAP SOMETHING...

So i've been tagged by BSNC..I think it means i have to be honest or something..I dont even know..lol!! Anyway, sit back relax and enjoy..Wait!! I think you should also pop some popcorn while you're at it. hehe

1. I'm a twin!! Oh this is a honest scrap meme?? Dang!! I forgot..Ok, i'm not a twin but i was supposed to be one only that my twin sister decided at the last minute that she didnt wanna follow me on this life's journey and she dissapeared from the womb right b4 we heard the doctor say PUSH!!!..COWARD!! lol

2. I hate Ironing with a passion..I only do it 'cos i have to..My mum knows how much i hate it and when i was younger, if she wanted to punish me, she would give me loads of clothes to iron..arrgh..That woman!!!

3. Ok, i'm only writing this as an after thought...Most times before i go somewhere, especially if i'm going on a date, I picture the scenario in my head and sometimes, even act it out in front of a mirror...I also practice my 'killer' smile..One flash and you're hooked..Guys be warned..lol

4.Speaking of mirrors, Damn!!!! i love Mirrors to death...I think it was created for me..I can spend hours in front of a mirror admiring myself..(I'm vain..I know) Dont blame me, you would admire me too if you were me.( Wait! Did that last sentence make any sense?? *scratching my head* lol!!)

5.I'm singer..Not a recording artiste put i play gigs,shows etc..with my band..Temite, when you and FBA decide to start a family, just call my container number and i'll come and sing at your baby's dedication.

6.I can be very impatient sometimes..Honestly!! The thing i hate most in the world is waiting for something or somebody.It makes my blood boil and i get real mad!!! Although, there's been only one time where i could'nt even dare be mad..It was when i was at the US embassy in Lagos..I got there 6am and left 6pm..I waited eh!!!Omo!! I jus recpect myself jejely..i cant fit shout..That place humbles u men!! lol

7.In my lifetime, i had crushes on so many celebrities, i cant even count..When i was twelve, i got married to RMD in my head..Since then, I've had kids with Goerge Clooney, gone to Hawai with Enrique Iglesias and grown old with Jim Iyke..all in this head of mine..My present crush is Banky W.. Please any one who knows him should tell him to marry me..

8. Did i mention i'm also an aspiring author..I've finished my first book titled REFLECTIONS. COMING SOON from the Fashinga stables..Very soon i'll be saying "GO GRAB YOUR COPY NOWWWWWWWWW"

9. I love drinking Garri and groundnut or fried fish..Even when my house is overflowing with food, i'll still prefer drinking garri...I dunno, i get some pleasure from It..I wear prescribed glasses..Mumsy has been blaming the Garri for years..Wareva men..lol

10. Finally we're on number ten!! phew! I thought we were never gonna get there..hmmm let me see.Aha!! I cant swim..(Yes close your mouth.When did you learn how to swim? *hiss* lol) I mean, i decieve myself that i can but deep down, i know i cant swim to save my life! I'll just be dabbling in the shallow side of the pool pretending like i'm only there cos i love hanging out with 'the kids'..I never saunter to the deep part..Who dash me mind?

Now's the part where i have to tag 7 sweethearts..I Tag Rocnaija, Africanweightlossdiva,Original mgbeke,Nigerian Drama Queen,Shonvixen,Temite and Misslove..

PS: My heartfelt thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday yesterday..God knows you made my day.You guys are the best. Luv y'all.

Later luvs...Kisses!!
F.

Happy Born-day to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*Singing in my nightingale voice* "Fashinga's a jolly good fellow, Fashinga's a jolly good fellow, Fashinga's a jolly good fellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and so says all of them.."

My Dear citizens of Blogsvillage, and even foreigners..Its your girls 'baiday' so rejoice with me as i get a year older..

I'm so thrilled right now, that i dont really know what to say but hopefully, i'll be back to post gist on how it went..

Blame it on the A-a-a-a-a-alchohol!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!

Later luvs...Kisses!!!
Fashinga.

Disorganised thoughts...

This is going to be my most random post yet!

Its 2:am and my mind is a myriad of thoughts, bombarding me left, right, center.Sleep is nowhere in sight..And No!! It's definitely not a case of insomnia as i can very well sleep right now if i would just let myself. What's keeping me up rather is these random ass thoughts on my mind.

I need help!!!!! I'm an addict and this time, I'm really serious..I feel like I'm on crack and i need to go to the Rehab..My addiction is slowly advancing and i fear it might take over my life soon..

"My fingers are typing. Words, letters, numbers, figures...Typing, typing...Faster and faster. I cant make it stop.
From one page to another, I'm commenting on one of Rocnaija's post's on his sexcapades..Next stop, Bibi's page.. I see something about Nigerian Hateration??
Things are becoming blurry, moving faster, flashing before my eyes. Afrobabe! Temite!Bumight! Vera! Writefreak! Africanweightlossdiva! Good naija girl! BSNC...the list is endless..I'm still typing, typing, faster and faster..I start getting frantic. I cant make it stop.Blogsville is haunting me..I start screaming..*Loud shriek*"


*BRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG* My alarm goes off and I wake up abruptly in cold sweat...I had just had a dream, more like a nightmare if you ask me.The third I've had this week.. Yes people, This is my addiction and its serious..Can you imagine?? I'm so addicted to blogsville, that i now dream about it..lol!! I was amazed myself but its true. For three nights, i've had the same dream.. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!


Is this really true?? lmao!!




So anyway, back to the present..I'm laying wide awake on my bed and I'm thinking about men!! Yes, real men!! Ladies, what are the characteristics of a real man??? Well, here's my list...

A REAL MAN

A real man notices your hair and nails (Even if its 'fake aclyric' Roc!!! lol)
A real man doesn't get tired of calling you on a daily basis no matter how busy he is.
A real man kisses your forehead and holds your hand just because.
A real man doesn't ask questions when his girl says she needs something i.e him, sex,money.
A real man doesn't leave his girl to hang out with his homeboys when he hasnt seen her for a week.
A real man doesn't play games.
A real man lets them ho's know he's gat u.
A real man doesn't care what his friends say about you.
A real man doesn't kiss and tell (many of you guys are guilty of this).
A real man wants to spend as much time with you and never gets sick of you.
These are the characteristics of a real man.. Girls u no gree?


Ok MEN!! Identify your sins and learn!!!! lol

*sigh* I was having a chat with a friend today, and we were arguing for hours on end about different stuff but one of our countless topics(The one we spent the longest time arguing about) got to me.
Since we couldn't reach a conclusion, I decided to bring the matter here..Who wants sex more? Men or women?
My friend is a guy and a very egotistical one at that..Of course he kept saying that women need sex more than men do. I no gree!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Who watches porn more? MEN
Who makes the prostitution 'business' thrive? MEN!! lol. You catch my drift??
What do y'all think?? Guys, you better talk o..Don't shy away from this one.



Later Luvs...Kisses!!!
F.

Vanilla Romance...

I'm staring at you,
Longing for you....
My anticipation building with the passing of every second
I can hear a consistent thud as the sound of my heartbeat gets louder
You're teasing me... Making me yearn for you
I so badly want to feel you in my mouth
The sweet sensation of tasting you with my tongue

I'm in my seventh heaven
Beside myself with pleasure
I try to resist you...
oooh i can’t take this anymore
I've got to have you

Slowly I advance
My tongue slithering over my lips
A resounding groan ensues from the gut of my throat
I close my eyes for a second
Images of you fill my head....
Creamy, velvety, and oh so sweet...

"Excuse me miss?? Are you going to order that shake you've been staring at?" her harsh voice intruding on my thoughts.

My eyes jerk open and the cashier is staring at me with utter amazement....

Shrugging, I give into temptation "Yes, I’ll have the vanilla shake" but this will be the last time, I thought to myself..I've got to resist your 'vanilla' charm...



Hehehehehhehehehehe... I fooled y'all didn’t I??

Later Luvs...Kisses!!!
F.

Blogocracy!!

Fellow citizens of Blogsvillage!! Blogsvillage is abuzz oh...Everywhere i go, everywhere i turn,Naija Bloggers Award stares me in the face...



I went to Solomonsydelle's blog to see how the mummy of three was doing but the first thing i saw was one big sign stating that she's a nominee..She was even reminding us that she's a mummy of three just incase we'd forgotten..Na wa o..
Ehen!! i even forgot to mention that she made a video on youtube as well..

Next, i visited Temite. You wont believe what i found out..She was contemplating suicide (she claimed it was an epiphany...Imagine!!!) because she was'nt nominated for any award in category A. It took the grace of God to get her to change her mind..Nevertheless, she has decided to relocate to Nigeria all because of the awards( i dirint talking anytin o)

Still stunned at the extent Temite was willing to go, my next stop was her boo's blog (This kain blogger love na wa o) The very Jazz man of blogsvillage, FineBoyAgbero. That one wrote a letter to ifa. He was just blasting jazz for anybody who doesnt vote for him..if you see what i saw eh, my mouth can't fit talk it.

What's worse?? Wordmerchant aka Fatty Bombom is tring to lose weight just so she can be nominated for an award in category B...Hmmm it is wa O!!! Thank God my dearest Africanweightlossdiva is here to help her with the tips..hehehe

Did i tell y'all that Afrobabe wants to lose weight bcos of this award too..she's going on a special cabbage diet. Go on the weightlossdiva's blog to find out more. Meanwhile, speaking of Afro, even she's not left out o..She promised to partially unveil herself if we vote for her. She's even trying to be a good girl...ah ah!!! In her words, she says "Kini big deal" (Afro baby, we cant be fooled)

Bumight has kept up with shouting Furst!!!! on everybody's blog and she's even offering to be Mama Bomboy's campaign manager...ehen!! lest i forget, you guys better vote for her o..we all know she's a cry cry baby.

After seeing all these things, i'm about to start my own campaign too.. I dont know if there's any category for new bloggers , but if there is, una better nominate me or else.......Dont worry there's plenty chingum for whoever votes for me.
Join the Winning parry.. FBP!! (Fashingaa's Blogocratic Parry)..



But dont forget, this is Blogocracy...hanything can appen.. I have started accepting bribes..just call my container number for more details..

FBP!!! FBP!!! Na we get the votes..

Ps: I heard that a very fast way to lose weight is to get a bottle of freshly squeezed lime and a bottle of original honey..They should both be boiled (mixed) for 15 mins and kept refrigirated. Then you should take a glass of this mixture everyday for a week (depending on how much weight you want to lose sha). My informant said you will drop from 200kg to 120 in a week..but the downside is that taking No.2's will become your hobby (N0.2 means shyting..lol). Abeg me i dont know how true this is o..Weightlossdiva...help me on this one..

Later luvs...Kisses!!
F.

Ok!! i know..i'm blogaddicted!!

So i said i might not be back soon 'cos i'm busy..well thats true.. but for some reason, i just cant stay away.
Yesterday,i was on blogsville for close to 3 hours( yeah yeah i know!!! confess!! you do the same thing) just going from one blog to another..its amazing how many wonderful bloggers there are out here..with their different writing styles, and personalities...

Well, i sat at my computer for almost an hour today thinking of what to blog about, but after cracking my brain for a while, i just couldnt find any inspiration.
I finally gave it up and decided that instead of talking, i was gonna gossip... i'ts always fun gossiping about others isnt it?? Yeah it is...stop pretending!!

So anyway, I talked to my friend yesterday who's currently in Texas..Can you imagine? She flew all the way from maryland to Texas just to attend Ini Edo's wedding.. Me i was like hmmmmm.. some people have time oh...Dont get me wrong. If she was a friend of the bride or even a friend of the friend of the bride, then that's different..or maybe if she lived in Texas...but me travelling to Texas to attend a wedding i wasnt even invited to???

That aside, i think Ini looked really beautiful at the wedding.. Check out the pics below...

Cutting the cake


With the groom and his groomsmen.


The beautiful bride.


Here comes the bride


Na wa o!! me too go marry


Me sef i go rock..lol


To see more pics, go to bellanaija.com

Ehen lets gossip..i'm in amebo mode!! is it just me or does Ini look really full in those pishures? and when i say full i mean in certain places...she seems to have put on a lot of weight.. Hmmmmm...hopefully, there'll be a new addition to the family soon (i didnt talking oh..lol)


Meanwhile, there have been speculations that RiRi is back with that boxer she's dating (Chris Brown).. They've been spending a lot of time together at Sean 'Diddy' combs South beach mansion in Miami and a source says the couple are 'definitely' together.





Ok...The problem is that so many of Rihanna's fans are dissapointed and feel that she shouldnt have taken him back..at least not so soon..
They feel that she should be standing up for other women against domestic voilence.

Well as for me, im just tired of hearing about Rihanna and Chris brown..The press should just stay out of their business..
Not to be misunderstood, im not cool with the fact that Chris did what he did to Rihanna. I mean,under no circumstance did he have the right to place his hands on a woman..
He of all people should know better, especially as his mum was a victim of domestic violence.

But that being said, i still think that these people are humans like the rest of us and if they feel like the wanna work things out then kini big deal???

Me i'm done gossiping oh!!! Oya make we yarn...what do y'all think about all my gist?? talk oh!! or i will haunt you in your dreams...lol!!

Later luvs...Kisses!!!
F.