Gist Mistress..

Wazzup people!! Ki lon happen? (What's happening?)I know my title is corny but i couldnt think of any title (WHAT!!)

I'm super pissed right now...Pissed i say. Can you imagine?? All my plans to fool people on April 1st, proved abortive and i'm still fuming.. No on fell for my pranks...NO ONE!!!!!

Anyway, all in all, i've had an exciting week so far..I'm gonna start performing at this cool new place every friday and the pay is good.

So I shot a commercial two days ago for an Insurance company in Dc (District of columbia) and it was mad fun.. It was meant to be a funny commercial and we had to do a little acting.. So here's the concept..

A guy leaves his girlfriend (Me) for a another chick, but the girlfriend is not letting him off easily..In her bid to get him back, she and her sidekicks (her two gangster friends) threaten to key his car (Interpretation: bash/dismantle the body of his car..lol) if he doesnt come back to her..But the dude is not phased by her hysterical threats because of the reliability of his insurance company since the car is fully insured..

Simple concept, but definitely hilarious..and i had to play the crazy ass enstranged girlfriend..

Anyway here's a random question: Why is London called Jand and America called Yankee??

Ok let me give y'all a little gist. I met this guy at a party last week..Nice guy, gorgeous.. you know, very smooth and suave(maybe not so much..hehehe) Found out he was a Nigerian..

We got talking and i got to find out more about him.. He organizes shows/concerts and brings artistes like D'banj,Tu face and the likes of them here to perform..Apparently, my band had performed at one of the shows he sponsored last year and i didnt even know it (Small world eh?)

Quite frankly, with what i'd learnt about him, i was more interested in discussing business, than pleasure and i made that very clear.( I mean, he was cute and all, but for some reason, i just wasnt feeling him...something was amiss.) We talked business for a while, exchanged contacts and things were going quite well..

Just when the deal was finalized and i was about to contemplate discussing 'pleasure',this dude made the biggest mistake ever..He started feeling on me!! We were sitting at the time, and he edged closer to me, breathing down my neck,and he was running his hands all over my thighs in the most disgusting way ever.. Blatant lust written all over him (Ok i admit..i'm quite sexy..lmao!! but get a hold of yourself man!!!) Whatever gave him the idea that acting like that was cool ( Well maybe it is, if its done right!!)
Now one thing about me is that i get grossed out easily and having a dude feel me out like that especially when i'm just meeting him for the first time is a big NO NO. call me wierd but wareva men!! lol

I won't tell you how that episode ended..Not because i dont want to, but because i'm so lazy right now and my fingers are tired..plus, i dont really like long posts..
All i can say is, that dude has been blowing up my phone like crazy and No, he's not interested in continuing our business conversations at least not until he gets some..I dont even care men!! he can go to hell for all i care..Why are men like that??? (Ok, sorry Roc, Danny and all the other males reading this) but still..All guys wanna do is 'DO'..lmao!!

To all y'all who've left me comments, viewed my page, or even come here by mistake sef...I just wanna say...You guys Rock!!!! I apreciate the love... These kisses are for you, straight from the heart!!






Later Luvs!!!

F.