So i've been tagged by BSNC..I think it means i have to be honest or something..I dont even know..lol!! Anyway, sit back relax and enjoy..Wait!! I think you should also pop some popcorn while you're at it. hehe
1. I'm a twin!! Oh this is a honest scrap meme?? Dang!! I forgot..Ok, i'm not a twin but i was supposed to be one only that my twin sister decided at the last minute that she didnt wanna follow me on this life's journey and she dissapeared from the womb right b4 we heard the doctor say PUSH!!!..COWARD!! lol
2. I hate Ironing with a passion..I only do it 'cos i have to..My mum knows how much i hate it and when i was younger, if she wanted to punish me, she would give me loads of clothes to iron..arrgh..That woman!!!
3. Ok, i'm only writing this as an after thought...Most times before i go somewhere, especially if i'm going on a date, I picture the scenario in my head and sometimes, even act it out in front of a mirror...I also practice my 'killer' smile..One flash and you're hooked..Guys be warned..lol
4.Speaking of mirrors, Damn!!!! i love Mirrors to death...I think it was created for me..I can spend hours in front of a mirror admiring myself..(I'm vain..I know) Dont blame me, you would admire me too if you were me.( Wait! Did that last sentence make any sense?? *scratching my head* lol!!)
5.I'm singer..Not a recording artiste put i play gigs,shows etc..with my band..Temite, when you and FBA decide to start a family, just call my container number and i'll come and sing at your baby's dedication.
6.I can be very impatient sometimes..Honestly!! The thing i hate most in the world is waiting for something or somebody.It makes my blood boil and i get real mad!!! Although, there's been only one time where i could'nt even dare be mad..It was when i was at the US embassy in Lagos..I got there 6am and left 6pm..I waited eh!!!Omo!! I jus recpect myself jejely..i cant fit shout..That place humbles u men!! lol
7.In my lifetime, i had crushes on so many celebrities, i cant even count..When i was twelve, i got married to RMD in my head..Since then, I've had kids with Goerge Clooney, gone to Hawai with Enrique Iglesias and grown old with Jim Iyke..all in this head of mine..My present crush is Banky W.. Please any one who knows him should tell him to marry me..
8. Did i mention i'm also an aspiring author..I've finished my first book titled REFLECTIONS. COMING SOON from the Fashinga stables..Very soon i'll be saying "GO GRAB YOUR COPY NOWWWWWWWWW"
9. I love drinking Garri and groundnut or fried fish..Even when my house is overflowing with food, i'll still prefer drinking garri...I dunno, i get some pleasure from It..I wear prescribed glasses..Mumsy has been blaming the Garri for years..Wareva men..lol
10. Finally we're on number ten!! phew! I thought we were never gonna get there..hmmm let me see.Aha!! I cant swim..(Yes close your mouth.When did you learn how to swim? *hiss* lol) I mean, i decieve myself that i can but deep down, i know i cant swim to save my life! I'll just be dabbling in the shallow side of the pool pretending like i'm only there cos i love hanging out with 'the kids'..I never saunter to the deep part..Who dash me mind?
Now's the part where i have to tag 7 sweethearts..I Tag Rocnaija, Africanweightlossdiva,Original mgbeke,Nigerian Drama Queen,Shonvixen,Temite and Misslove..
PS: My heartfelt thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday yesterday..God knows you made my day.You guys are the best. Luv y'all.
Later luvs...Kisses!!
F.
27 comments:
I AM FURSTTTTTTTTTTTT
CAnt stop me MEN
I gats this men
Ohhh, you sing! WOW. Like with a Band and sturvs. WOW. Lovely. Of course you can sing at our wedding and naming....hehheeheheh
Nice one fashingaa...hope i got that right. Cheers!
meaning am third... yay she the it. nice write up
Girl, u r crazzzy! l was cracking up from bginning to end. As for ur celebrity crushes, banky w, jim iyke, enrique, RMD. Do y'all see a pattern there? Beards. All of them. Maybe u have a thing for some hair on a guy. Huh? Huh? Pray tell. lol
hmm.. You sef don join the tagging team.. Lol..
So you're a twin..? Or a nearly-twin.. So have you got like a twinny name? Or you were never given one?
Great, you got the singing and writing thing going on though.. Never despise your small beginnings.. ;-)
Madam I've arrived!
1- Babe that was a joke right ? lol
5- are you serious ? we have to do a colllaaab me and you babby! like Roc Naija said never despise small beginings lol infact I want to hear you sing ..
7 - yes babe in your mind hehehe
8.Well done!! Intelligent girl aren't ya ...
9. Razzzzite!
10- well join the bandwagon I can't either luv
lol @ the American embassy; when you say "humbles" you, you mean we are treated as they would treat dogs right?
oooh, and you know whats crazy, I have had crushes on all the guys u listed - RMD (was so mad when he married Jumobi!), Enrique, George Clooney, Jim Iyke (although now he really irrrks me). All except Banky Q. dont know too much about the beard bit Bibi is talking about tho, it was sth more than that, sth i cant place my finger on. At the top of my list these days are: Morris Chestnut (the guy is just too hott for his own good) and Anderson cooper (dont ask, even meself no understand).
Hope you enjoyed your day yesterday!
nice post..learnt a thing a two! the first one cracked me up muchos!
xoxo!
sorry dear, i am sorry, happy belated birthday.....
lol. Thanks for shedding more light on Fashingaa.
I still hate Memes tho.
... oh and I soooooo love ironing. It calms me. Along with a mini OCD (setting things right)
Ok, #1 is hilarious...you're cute!
Love your confidence (#3).
You can't share #5 without sharing a sameple of your work now. Oya come and post a video or audio clip jare.
#6 is crazy! 12 hours...goodness! Thank God your tendency to be impatient didn't rear its ugly head there!
Congrats on #8! I swear blogville's many writers are making me want to consider trying to write something. You guys are inspirations!
I hope the birthday celebrations were good! ♥
HAHAHAHA...we are so similar...I absolutely love mirrors liek whoever made them is just a genius!...lol..
Plus I practice that smile too! They call it vanity but I call it being prepared...lol..
WAITING???? ARGGHHHH...never. I hate it so bad..( I admit I am almost always fashionably late!) but I hate waiting... my ears get hot...lol..it's so bad that that's my new year's resolution. Like who lese gets angry when waiting for the bus..it's not even late just not there yet...lol...
x!
mehn I feel you on that number one oh..I still feel like I have a twin out there you know?
UGHHH...I hate waiting ehn!!!! shiiiddd
I cant swim either mehn...its shamefull...shish
Hmm... So why ain't you replying your comments..?
Me why dey come back to read your responses nko??
Hmmm...
i'm IMPATIENT! too...lol.
I also wish i was a twin :(
Ok so i'm getting a bit lazy on this replying comments thingy but i promise i'll be back to do so..
later luvs
F.
number 3 omg!!! i do the same oooo..hmm im glad to see im not the only one who does this
cant stand ironing either..infact cant remembr the last time i ironed sef. number 6 is hella funny lmaooo..
Temite: Thanks baybay...i'd be honoured to perform at such prestigious events..lol
Blogratti: Yep!! You got that right dear..thanks for stopping by
BSNC: Thanks for breezng thru dear
Bibi: I'm glad you were cracking up..Does goerge clooney have beards?? does enrique? jim? Babes are you sure you havent been smoking on that pot again?? lmao..i kid. I do love some hair on a man though.
Rocnaija: Sweerat Yes o! I have joined the tagging team so you better do me proud by responding to it..Or what are you afraid of eh???
MissFlyHigh: Yes no 1 was definitely a joke..lol
So you cant swim either?? Men!! we should be BFF's..hehehe
Omo Oba:LMAO!!! Well, i dont know abt we being treated as dogs o...i dunno.....
Jim iyke irks you? I know what you mean..i got over my crush fast esp when he started overdoing his cliched role of 'just back from yankee' cassanove..with his fake accent..lol..still luv him though..
I dont know abt the beard thing Bibi mentioned too..As for enjoying my b'day, that one is another tori.
Ms O: Wats guddddddd....i'm glad u learnt something from my Fashingaa Honesty lecture 101..lol
Afr.Weight.loss.diva: Your sins have been forgiven my child..Go and sin no more..lol..u know i ruv u.
Nefertiti: Still hate memes eh?? beside pls i'm begging y'all..what the hell does that word mean?
GNG: Aww i'm blunchin (blushing)..
Yes oh...i waited for 12 good hours..No exagerration..If i ever work at a Nigerian embassy in America here eh?? I will show them pepper!! Lol..
Please give your writing intentions more than a fleeting thought..I'd be the first to buy and read...
Bob-ji: I can understand your love for mirrors...u're gawjus (gorgeous)..Like people dont jus understand..mirrors were created for us.. Finally someone who thinks like i do...We should totally hook up (and i mean that in the most un-gayest way ever!! lol)LMAO @ your bus comment
Chari: Charistic...wazzup mennnnn!! glad to know there are peeps like me out there..Join the club of non-swimmers dear..hehehe
Rocnaija: I've replied the comments now..are you happy?? u know ur the only chingum in my mouth.
TDVA: Your prayers have been answered!!!
*makes humnming noises*
My psychic abilities tell me you have a twin..Go and ask your mother well...hahaha
Afuntobaby: I love your name menn...its too original..lol
You guys are the best mennn!!! Thanks for coming thru.
awww, happy buffday in arrears!
U are a twin! (were a twin, wtv), I've always wished i had a mirror image twin!
I once liked ironing, not anymore jo.
lol @ the American embassy patience-by-fire! I am impatient as well, but there are circumstances where I've been the most patient person ever.lol
2. I hate ironing too!!! I tried using those wrinkle free sprays for a while but they never really worked. I try to buy clothes I don't have to iron though...
5. That's hot babe! Do u play an instrument? What kind of music does your band play?
6. Patience is not my virtue either. The past one year has served to force me to learn some of it though...
7. I was gonna marry RMD my pre-teen years too! Imagine how crushed I was when he got married...lol
8. Let me know as soon as your book comes out. I will buy a copy and I want it signed, sealed and delivered!!!
9. I use to hate garri and groundnuts. Going to boarding school left me no other option but to fall in love with em. Gosh u have me craving that right now. The darn african store better have some tommorow or else its your head for making me crave that! On the other hand, I hate all kinds of seafood/sushi.
PS: I adore you but I hate meme's! Sowwyyyy
PPS: Did I miss your birthday? How could I? Shame on me.Happy Belated Birthday hun. Hope you had a fantabulous day!
Happy belated Birthday! Now I want to go 'soak' and eat/'drink' garri with milk and granut/groundnut.
I love gari too and even have some in my cabinet at work.. .the peeps give me teh eye when they see me eating that but its a good snack.........lol
Number 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me tooooo....Maybe i was ur run away twin ei?
But i ran to anoda womans womb missy! Dnt call me coward!..lol.
Oh great, what am impression i made.
lol
First time here? YUp..loves it!!
xo
Thanks Y'all for coming thru...I appreciate the love...NDQ, Sweetnothin, Ladi and Penolope...Big ups!! U rock!
Laters!!
F.
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