Its 2:am and my mind is a myriad of thoughts, bombarding me left, right, center.Sleep is nowhere in sight..And No!! It's definitely not a case of insomnia as i can very well sleep right now if i would just let myself. What's keeping me up rather is these random ass thoughts on my mind.
I need help!!!!! I'm an addict and this time, I'm really serious..I feel like I'm on crack and i need to go to the Rehab..My addiction is slowly advancing and i fear it might take over my life soon..
"My fingers are typing. Words, letters, numbers, figures...Typing, typing...Faster and faster. I cant make it stop.
From one page to another, I'm commenting on one of Rocnaija's post's on his sexcapades..Next stop, Bibi's page.. I see something about Nigerian Hateration??
Things are becoming blurry, moving faster, flashing before my eyes. Afrobabe! Temite!Bumight! Vera! Writefreak! Africanweightlossdiva! Good naija girl! BSNC...the list is endless..I'm still typing, typing, faster and faster..I start getting frantic. I cant make it stop.Blogsville is haunting me..I start screaming..*Loud shriek*"
*BRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG* My alarm goes off and I wake up abruptly in cold sweat...I had just had a dream, more like a nightmare if you ask me.The third I've had this week.. Yes people, This is my addiction and its serious..Can you imagine?? I'm so addicted to blogsville, that i now dream about it..lol!! I was amazed myself but its true. For three nights, i've had the same dream.. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this really true?? lmao!!
So anyway, back to the present..I'm laying wide awake on my bed and I'm thinking about men!! Yes, real men!! Ladies, what are the characteristics of a real man??? Well, here's my list...
A REAL MAN
A real man notices your hair and nails (Even if its 'fake aclyric' Roc!!! lol)
A real man doesn't get tired of calling you on a daily basis no matter how busy he is.
A real man kisses your forehead and holds your hand just because.
A real man doesn't ask questions when his girl says she needs something i.e him, sex,money.
A real man doesn't leave his girl to hang out with his homeboys when he hasnt seen her for a week.
A real man doesn't play games.
A real man lets them ho's know he's gat u.
A real man doesn't care what his friends say about you.
A real man doesn't kiss and tell (many of you guys are guilty of this).
A real man wants to spend as much time with you and never gets sick of you.
These are the characteristics of a real man.. Girls u no gree?
Ok MEN!! Identify your sins and learn!!!! lol
*sigh* I was having a chat with a friend today, and we were arguing for hours on end about different stuff but one of our countless topics(The one we spent the longest time arguing about) got to me.
Since we couldn't reach a conclusion, I decided to bring the matter here..Who wants sex more? Men or women?
My friend is a guy and a very egotistical one at that..Of course he kept saying that women need sex more than men do. I no gree!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Who watches porn more? MEN
Who makes the prostitution 'business' thrive? MEN!! lol. You catch my drift??
What do y'all think?? Guys, you better talk o..Don't shy away from this one.
Later Luvs...Kisses!!!
F.
24 comments:
Errr.... maybe some generalizations are dangerous, no? Kind of agree with your defintions of real men (if they happen to be into you tho)... But surely no one can deliver consistently at such high levels 24/7/ 365 can they?
Awww, you love us and Blogville loves you back!
I think there are a few women on Blogville who'd argue that they want sex at least as much as men do.
Chineke meeiii!!!
See Roc in kasala (kindly interpret for your non pidgeon-speaking readers)
It's funny tho but I actually do notice a woman's fingernails... acrylic or fake.. OR should that be acrylic and fake..
So you been having nightmares about blogville...
Hmm.. The doc recommends two dozen tabs of valium ten to be taken four times daily!! ;)
Oh and I know loadsss of real men.. "Tell your friends to get with my friends.. and we can all be friends" *wink*
I think men and women like sex in equal proportion! For every man addicted to a prostitute is a nympho who enjoys prostitution not for the money..
For every man watching porn is a female porn star willing to take on two men at a time..
It just how the cookie crumbles..
hahaha fashinga dont run away from ur love(blog village), embrace it lol.. i concor with you in the real men gist. of course men want it more now is that even a question, but since i came to this blog village i really dont know again... let the men decide
blogging is VERY addictive..:)
So its not only me lying on my bed thinking of men...if you come across any, sling them my way
lol pelee ooooo u have blogsarrhea lol
Well I think women love it when men make love to them but I suppose most men just want to f**k --> this is just an assumption though.
there is a difference to me between making love and just f***ing
ahah ur dreamin about blogsville?
nd I thot my addiction was bad(totally deactivating my once true love "facebook"for blogsvile)...
ur own has passed mine joh!
posted a comment pls dont get her!!!! lol and that diagram is all about me oh!!!
Nice site!!! I love the definition of a real man there. Maybe why men like sex more is because most times they are just too impatient to spend time making thier girls come! alternatively, they dont have much on thier body to keep us aroused for a long time. i am a sex freak sha. My bf is tired of complaining and dodging! True!
Fashingaa! is this what it has come to? that you have to kidnap a doll so we can leave a comment? ewo! na wa for you o! lol. hey girl, i love this post but all that qualities? well, a girl can dream can't she? lol
Yes blogging definately can be addiction! Why else am I up at 3am typing away?LOL
Your on point with the 'Real Men List'. Preach on it!
Although, I actually don't care if a man notices my nails or not...
Oh how I've missed reading you!
aww lol i love your blog! off to read the rest
xo
Fashinga, on that real men steeze, u go jones o!lol No man can consistently be ALL that. They slip every now and then, and those slips hurt like craizie!
I think men and women love sex equally. Women have just been hammered from all corners -religion, work, culture, society etc- to be demure and coy.
Blogville can do that to you. I mean it's 2.06am, and I am going from page to page to page to page... ok off to yet another page lol
Toodles!
oh my word
u are dreaming of blogville
LOL
go to bed oooooooo
thanks for stopping by
have a blessed day
I think when it comes down to who wants it more, i would say its about the same... men just talk about it more. women talk about it but w/ only our close circle of friends. Plus, until very recently, there's a social stigma attached to women who come out and say they like sex the way a man does. Sad but true
Blogville can be really adictive, but i'd say its a good addiction so no fear.
Thanks for stopping by...
Luv u too.
YEP! Join the rest of us, Addicts! LOL!
It soooooooo bad you have no idea.....I left FB didnt feel a thing, I strongly doubt if I can leave here, at least not anytime soon.
Reading your points on real men, my smile broadened with each point, I guess I'm in good hands then....:-)
LOL @ your friend.............Guys are definitely more on sex, I don't care what anybody says, I mean look at your points, darn right porn and brothels thrive thanks to the male specie.
Yes, those are definitely characteristics of real men indeed! Oooh weee....
Ha! I am really getting into this blogville thing o. Addiction is on it's way.
I couldn't see your images.
Danny: Did i generalize at any point? Well, i agree that no man can be that consistent at all times..at least he can try....
Good Naija Girl: Are you sure that women want sex as much as men do?? hmmm...i dont know oh
Rocnaija:LOL!! Dear non-speaking readers, what he means by kasala is 'wahala' lol!!!!
So you're recommending two dozen tabs of valium ten for me eh? I can now see how much you love me..
PS:about your friends and my friends all being friends..hmmmm all i can say is that you're just one big "ashewo"...lol
BSNC:lmao @ blogsvillage...i can see you've been reading the fashinga dictionary..
Wordmerchant: Yes o...you're not alone...what kind of men do you need...just call my container number and i'll supply...hhahahaha
Londonsnaijaqueen: Blogsarhea eh?? lol!! never heard of that b4.. so basically, what you're saying is that women want lovemaking more while men want fucking more?? lol!!!! whats the diff??? emotions?? abeg tell me o..
Gee: Yes o....my addiction is the baddest ever...lol!!!!
Misslove: Thanks for stopping by sweets
Tee: Your boyfriend is dodging now??hahahahaha...why? He must not run oh..shebi na them like am pass?
Bibi:lmao!! whaddaya mean? are u sayin there are no real men...at least i know one!!!...err i think...lol
Dang!!! i shoulda started replying comments earlier...my fingers hurt
All i can say abt ur real men list is stop deluding yourself..If you think you'll find a man that nice, you're wasting your time. and yes men love sex more
NDQ: Before now, i used to think i was the only one who stayed up late on blogsville...now i can see that im not alone...I missed too babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
DeeDee Brighton: Thanks for loving my blog dearie...
Ps: Where's dexter??? loooool!!
Nerfertiti: Well yeah..i agree that no man can be that 'real' but like i said b4, he can at least try...So you're blogaddicted too eh?? join the bandwagon gurl!!!
Kafo: Yes...i'm dreaming of blosville...i take it you're not blogaddicted yet?? make the bug catch u too..AMEN!! lol
Diane: You made some really strong points...Men talk abt it more..yeah you're right..In short babe i feel you! loooool.
Fanny: Good addiction you say? i hope so o..
Sirius: FINALLY!!! Someone who thinks like i do!!!!!!! Lucky you...i think you've found yourself a real man...Does he have friends?? Brothers?? No? err Uncles?? lmao!!
Original mgbeke: My very own porracourt bebe!!!! What's gud...
I dont know o..for some reason, even i cant see the images anymore...
Anon: Shuo!!! wetin? na fight? lol..you coulda still made your point without making it sound like a personal attack...
Thanks to all you wonderful people who have taken the time to stop by and leave a comment...Fashinga loves y'all...muah!!!!!
Later luvs!!
F.
See what she's thinking of on my birthday. ur PhD is getting the better of you miss..:P
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